February 2010
96 posts
Oh KanYe, why did you have to get the Catholics...
you know we’re gonna take this shit hard and stop you from going to heaven right? =p
Hamlet: man delights not me
Rosencrantz: aha!
Hamlet: nor woman ...no homo!
January 2010
139 posts
'Lord Hamlet, with his doublet all unbraced;
No hat upon his head; his stockings foul'd,
Ungarter'd, and down-gyved to his ancle;
Pale as his shirt; his knees knocking each other;
And with a look so piteous in purport
As if he had been loosed out of hell
To speak of horrors,--he comes before me.'
-what a PUSSY'OLE!
nah just messing, I'd be pretty shaken as well
Little rap Isaac Asimov
‘Hey hey dont hate on me My tank on full your tank on E Look good on you look great on me Cuz ima go and never gon s-t-o-p Like hey hey dont hate on me My tank on full your tank on E Look good on you look great on me Cuz ima go and never gon s-t-o-p’
-Lupe Fiasco, go go gadget flow
history nerd?
‘I’ll fuck you up like the Finnish fucked up the Soviets in WWII’
You can tell I’m doing some sort of history essay for tomorrow ha =P
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people who dance well generally fuck better,...
Internet mural →
top marks for anyone who can
tell me how many cats there are in this pic and
spot the Joker and what looks like Obama skateboarding over Batman’s dead body in the underworld
America!
yes sir?
Are you Shit Stirring?
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hmm
I tested some limits tonight….I went out with some of my work friends for a meal and to celebrate the new year, etc…then we went clubbing and well…remember when I was posting that convo yesterday about girls?…well suffice to say, it happened again [this time with someone I work with]
….from the moment I sat down at the meal to when we left the club it was...
Me:
you can fuck anyone you want then?
K says:
well...yes lol. but he dont know bout it. he doesnt let me. but theres no way he can fiond out...and even when its stared him right in the face he hasnt...
but i dont just go out and throw my knickers off
only ever slept with friends or people i know etc etc
never just a randomer
[personal thought: oh that makes it all better doesn't it, just cause you fuck 'casual acquaintances' as opposed to randomers. ]
k says:
i started dating him at the end of april 2007...1st week of may i cheated on him...and that was my first proper good shag lmao..then i had sex with my bf and it was worse than my previous 3....and the 1st 2 were very average
tbh out of everyone ive slept with my bf comes 2nd bottom
then after i slept with him i drunkenly lept with someone else and this got started lol
[personal opinion: she's being honest, i dont know why to me, maybe out of boredom....but she's gonna break her guy sooner or later... i should do something ;D ]
k says :
lol
ive kind of cheated on him....a lot lol
because he has the skills of a twig in bed
and a small knob
and its over in 4 seconds
all that cimbined makes me want yo kill him...but i actually really love him
[my personal thought: seriously some girls are really just out there to bitch...and they think guys are bad. there are really only two ways this could end, I encourage her or shut this shit down now...]
so that’s why she’s talking to me…..sly *emo* whore
this may not end well =D
things you wouldn't want to hear on a cruise
This is your captain speaking, welcome to Somali cruises!
new season of dragon ball abridged ...=D
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When My Gameboy Didn't Work, I Took The Game Out,...
-Facebook groups, making what I was thinking well known since ‘04
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YATAA, I did it!
it’s pay day tomorrow….ahh let that sink in =]
but here’s the important thing… when the clock strikes 12 tonight I’ll have more than a £1000 in my bank account! [enough to go to Pompey in February and enough to last me till my next paycheck] …booyah! Brap! wile out!…
why am I so happy? because this is the grand I wanted to save for uni later on this...
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Wiling out
with some of the guys has been moved to Thursday evening after my last exam, pity it cant be Friday, which means I miss my unofficial work party, so now I cant turn up to work hung over, fie for shame! =p.
In other news…..’Booty Call’ may be visiting soon =D …not sure if I’d be appropriate to suit up for this occasion as it would seem a bit inappropriate and over...
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soup
I love groundnut soup!, that’s peanut butter soup to most of you folks, this food is MINE when ever it’s made in my house it doesn’t last long. It’s the soup I wanna grow old and senile with. For example I’d carry a flask of the stuff around with me, because as a septuagenarian that kind of shit is acceptable, and if I ever got mugged I’d throw the soup in my...
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On people peddling rumours...
bitch fuck what you heard! you dont know nu’n bout me!
get back, you dont know me like that! go to you damn lewd minx!
booyah!
just checked my official mail account, got an email from uni in London…I’m closer to the ‘dream’ of city student =p
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Natty...[on a Natty hype now]
Natty is a song singer, songwriter from North London. The name is a Rastafarian synonym for ‘natty dread’ or dread, a term often used in reggae music to represent Rastafarianism as a whole. For example, Bob Marley, seeming front man for all things chill and Jamaican’s, 1974 album was called ‘Natty Dread’. When you get right down to the etymology of the word, natty...
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‘I needed more than just a kiss goodnight,
had to go get something out my system I,
ignored the warnings, bit the fruit.
She might have tasted good but man she was my Kryptonite’
.
Example - Won’t Go Quietly
I wrote something about ‘women and kryptonite’ once…wish I’d given it more thought before this guy turned the ideology behind it into a song!...
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In other outrageous news...
Today I saw a girl who pissed her self in my friend’s tent at a music festival last year, she was out of it on some kind of store bought whiskey at the time. She was paralytic, like well gone, suffice to say she saw me too, I smiled [perhaps cruelly] and she looked down and bolted!
I don’t blame her though…well I do, but at least she didn’t defecate all over the place;...
“The Execution of Chemical Ali, it sounds a bit like a fucking album title.”
– Malcolm Tucker
[the guy that came up with ‘Tucker’s Law]
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Law vs Johnny Mad Dog
I’ll tell you now, Johnny Mad Dog wins! I could write a tumblr post about my law exam on thursday and what I’ve revised for it, but I’ll spare you the revision spam =].
However, in the place of the memorised revision expect something [when I’m bored] on the film ‘Johnny Mad Dog’ a ‘silver screen’ adaptation by Jean-Stéphane Sauvaire of the book...
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Okay folks
im done for tonight, it’s the final week of exams! and I’m gonna be up at about 5AM tomorrow morning to cram for my Literature exam…none of that ‘ALARM…snooze…ALARM….snooze….ALARM *checks time* SHIIIIT!!’ nope!
Imma wake up on time to nail this bitch and stick it to my teach’s !
wish me ‘realworld-via-virtual timezone...
Under no circumstances should you ever bring a...
adventures-of-panda:
voidtalk:
I’m sorry to say I can contest to this =|
LIES! i get told i dance better than most island guhls tho. i guess im just used to it. i used to go to the reggae club here all the time.
@adventures-of-panda… who are you?? no really, your amazing! =p
-Major Lazer - When You Hear The Bassline (ft. Ms...
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The Prodigy
If I was in world war 2, they’d call me nigger
…..just saying
[I do like The Prodigy though]
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I’ve been listening to rain whilst revising…it’s weird but I don’t miss listening to music as much as I thought I would, hmmm must down load this loop…also I’m probably going mad…
[edit-now I’m gonna play music over the rain loop for ‘enhanced music’]
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boiled goose
the absence of evidence is not evidence of absence
WHAT?
Truth be told
I don’t like swimming metaphors because I cant swim, unless it involves vagina.
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“Karate? the Dane Cook of martial arts?, No ISIS agents use Krav Maga”
– -Archer Sterling
ha!
the snow flake button makes it cold cold cold…