Void Talk
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A man, presumably the Author, stands bedecked in the trappings of a doctor. He explains to a presumably pregnant woman that her unborn child “has not decided which opening it will exit through,” implying a dizzying array of choices. The woman, placed in the classic compromising position of trust that all females must face when their Obstetrician is male, is shocked as she tries to reconcile what she knows about her body with what the trusted patriarch is saying.
The caption delivers the punchline: an admission that the Author discovered how easy it was to deceive women at their most vulnerable moments. A simple bit of deception and he can cause untold confusion, doubt, and even fear in women.
Curator’s Note: To make it perfectly clear to some of our dear readers who may be uncertain on matters of female reproduction: women cannot give birth through their mouth, sinuses, or anus.
man I’d like to try this when I’m a little older with one of ‘those girls’
‘hit high school and got pregnant dumb fast, what happened Tisha your boyfriend cum fast?’ - Kanye lyrics
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I know I keep saying this, but XKCD guy...my stupid ex-boyfriend. I swear
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